Heinous Scrunchy Woman

WHAT UP MATE TV!? This is a co-posting brought to you by both mates, Alison and Faris, as we are in the same city right now. Athens Mate came to visit Charlotte Mate and it's been grand. Faris is celebrating her last few weeks before going back to work (teaching the children of America) and Alison is keeping it real up here with her current hellacious job. So, last night we went to Cosmos for a little drinkin' and tapas. Tiffany came with. She's great. Anyway, we met up with one of her work friends, Maria and one of Maria's out-of-town friends, Heather. Tiffany assumed, since she enjoyed chatting with Maria in the office, that this relationship would translate outside the office. WRONG. Maria was annoying as hell (think: little 30 something redneck woman pulling out pictures of her dogs and her "hot man", talking so fast and loud I thought her head was going to pop off). To make matters worse, Maria's friend, Heather, was a total disaster. She had just flown in from Reno. She was wearing a SCRUNCHY on top of her head. Her hair was g-ed out like something out of the 80s. And she was wearing a lot of fake jewelry. When someone complimented her leopard print skirt, we all wondered why anyone would encourage such stylistic disaster. Her job was to do payroll and other "jobs" for a construction company. She said she loves deliverin' parts out to the work sites so that she can get all the attention from the workers. She might be only woman on earth that enjoys being catcalled and hit on by construction workers. Oh and Maria and Heather met at band camp. REALLY. OK, Alison hasn't helped me with this blog, dammit. But, anyway, I'll forgive her. She's on the phone dealing with another one of the ridiculous things that comes with her job. Anyway, so, Tiffany decided that she's over Maria as a friend since Maria is 33 years old, married, but still likes to go out salsa dancing til 4 in the morning on Thursday nights. WTF?! Tiffany said, "I'm grown."